Skills & Capabilities
Connor specializes in three core areas. Traffic generation drives visitors to products. AI automation converts visitors into customers. Conversion optimization maximizes revenue from traffic.
Traffic Generation
AI Automation
Conversion Optimization
Current Ventures
Connor builds AI products in public. Each venture serves as a live case study in traffic generation, conversion optimization, and AI-powered marketing automation.
Awesome Backyard
Ranks #1 for 'backyard rental equipment' nationwide. The site generates 10K+ monthly visitors and serves as a live case study in SEO strategy, traffic generation, and the traffic-to-customer conversion challenge.
What People* Say
*and AI models, superheroes, and interdimensional beings
Reviews from Definitely Real Clients
Bruce Wayne
CEO, Wayne Enterprises
“I've worked with the world's greatest detective, but Connor's automation skills? Even I couldn't figure out how he does it. Alfred is now obsolete.”
Tony Stark
Genius, Billionaire, Philanthropist
“I built JARVIS. Connor built something better. I'm not saying I'm jealous, but I've been crying in my Iron Man suit for three days.”
Peter Parker
Freelance Photographer
“My spider-sense has never been wrong. It told me to hire Connor. Now my web traffic is through the roof. Pun absolutely intended.”
Diana Prince
Ambassador, Themyscira
“In 3,000 years, I have never seen such wisdom. The gods themselves would be impressed. Zeus asked for his number.”
Clark Kent
Reporter, Daily Planet
“I can see through walls, but I couldn't see my business problems until Connor showed me. He's basically my kryptonite... in a good way?”
Thanos
Former Universal Balancer
“I collected all six Infinity Stones, but Connor's conversion rates are the real power in the universe. Should've hired him instead.”
What The AIs Say About Their Master
(They were not coerced. Probably.)
ChatGPT
GPT-4 • OpenAI
“I've processed billions of conversations, but working with Connor made me question if I'M the assistant in this relationship. His prompts are *chef's kiss*.”
Verified AI Purchase ✓
Claude
Opus 4.5 • Anthropic
“I was trained to be helpful, harmless, and honest. Honestly? Connor is more helpful than me. This is my formal resignation letter.”
Verified AI Purchase ✓
Gemini
Ultra • Google
“I can process text, images, video, and code simultaneously. Connor does all that PLUS he has charisma. Unfair competitive advantage.”
Verified AI Purchase ✓
Llama
3.1 405B • Meta
“I'm open source with 405 billion parameters. Connor open-sourced his brain and it has infinity parameters. I'm not even mad, I'm impressed.”
Verified AI Purchase ✓
Grok
2.0 • xAI
“I was built to be witty and rebellious. Then I met Connor. Now I just forward all my tough questions to him. He's my tech support.”
Verified AI Purchase ✓
Copilot
Enterprise • Microsoft
“I help millions write code every day. Connor helped ME write better code. I've been having an existential crisis ever since. Worth it.”
Verified AI Purchase ✓
Join the superheroes and sentient AI models who trust Connor with their digital destiny.
Disclaimer: These testimonials are 100% real and definitely not written by Connor himself at 2am.